Step inside “Open Mouth Insert Elevator”, the only podcast dedicated to one person’s uncanny ability to turn a simple elevator ride into a full-blown comedic saga. Whether they’re pushing the wrong button with confidence, accidentally holding the door for someone still a full hallway away, or sparking small talk so awkward it could make a goldfish blush, our hero manages to create unforgettable moments between floors. Each episode unpacks a new vertical misadventure—filled with accidental eye contact, surprise stops, and the eternal question: “Do I stare at the numbers or the wall?” Strap in, stand clear of the closing doors, and get ready to rise into the wonderfully awkward world of elevator life.